New York Edition

By Shane T Kasuga

Sunday, April 5th, 2020 2:32pm

 

Physical Activities-

1) Find free food: FREEMEALS

2) ‘Rear Door Boarding’ has been implemented by the MTA to prevent contact between Drivers and Passengers. Essentially a ‘Free Ride’.

3) Shop For ‘Bunkers’ Online:

 

4) Cross the Manhattan Bridge on foot:

 

5) Drive Safely:

Empty roads are not an invitation to drive faster.

 

6) Research Superstitions relating to your eyes- THREE-EYES

 

 

 

Mental Activities-

1) Read The Newspaper:

United States Treasury Funding Details:

$$$$$

 

2) Doubt Reality:

 

3) Develop Conspiracy Theories.

 

4) Explore New Worlds on the Internet:

The weather patterns on Neptune are driven by the strongest sustained winds of any planet with recorded wind speeds as high as 1,300 mph. Due to its distance from the Sun, Neptune’s outer atmosphere is one of the coldest places in the Solar System with temperatures at its cloud tops approaching −361 °F.

 

5) Play Video Games online.

 

6) Practice Fatalities on Mortal Kombat:

 

7) Curse at Politicians on Twitter.

 

8) Plant a Money Tree.

 

9) Research UFO’s:

 

10) Apply for ‘Enhanced’ Unemployment Benefits.