Syndicate Crime Lord (The War On Drugs)

Central

Let’s arrest him.

No, no don’t arrest him. What’s he doing?

[Farmer is cultivating crops and harvesting land]

Whatever he’s doing, it’s bullshit. It doesn’t matter I’m gonna shoot him.

Jesus, no. Look if you want to really ruin his life because whatever he’s doing upsets you, let’s just see what he’s doing and spy on him till we can really mess him up.

No chance. No way, just shut up man.

[Clicks Gun]

Hey man, ok, wait alright alright. Just stop. Shh, look- ok, those other Villagers we passed, we’ll make one of them the King of this land, and we can make this guy Feudal Lord of this region (this lake, with Sugar Cane), then we can force him to tend this land under supervision of this newly appointed King, and steal from them. We will criminalize cultivating Sugar Cane so he will then become a Crime Lord, and never profit from his crimes, but we will make sure he is always here commiting crimes, and if anyone asks we are spying on him to stop him.

[Puts down Gun]

Ok, that works too. Good idea. Lets arrest him.

Last Man In (Death Run Bird-Land)

Wait, no. That’s the point- if we don’t arrest him we can just wait here and peacefully steal from him.

Yeah, no- fuck that, I’m gonna put an end to his bullshit. I’m not watching him fuck around like this all day.

Alright, he’s not really fucking around, and honestly we can get promotions if we devote to a good plan, I don’t want to watch him anymore than you do, ok..

Fine, fine whatever. I really just want to shoot him, who does he think he is anyway?

It doesn’t matter.

[Investing in Pharmaceutical Corporation]

Suicide Run

This plan is going to make so many people sick..

I know it’s great, look- we can just blame any sickness that occurs on an Entity Corporation (bury them) to shield the Crime Ring we created, and we can takeover the World.

[Doctors Office]

Ok look you have lots of Medical concerns right now my man. But we have answers. These pills are the best. Don’t worry about anything.

The War On Drugs
[2023]
The International Register